I think I’ve been gone for too long? Got lost in space. Literally. I had to pick up Sabbath, he got stranded on the moon.

Tsk. Disappointed.

Did not find any living dead around the vicinity, all I found were the dead rats Sabbath keeps in the backyard. Hmm. Now all my plans for ruling the city with said undead people are sabotaged. Must think of a new plan.

Will get some sleep early today. Early to bed, early to rise. More time for plotting. NYAHAHA.

But before I sleep..

Zombies. Finally!

The idea of the living dead thrills my jimmies. Will be searching the vicinity later for them, maybe abduct one for study, or make them a substitute for lab rats.

Human are the best test subjects after all, especially those who are undead.